Your Yard, Always Clean. Without Lifting a Finger.
Because your time’s worth more than what we’re picking up.
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How It Works
01. We Assign Your Day.
Each neighborhood has one route day. You’ll always know when we’re coming.
02. You Relax.
No messy reminders, no follow-ups. We show up, scoop thoroughly, and quietly leave your yard spotless.
03. You Never Think About It Again.
That’s the whole point. It just stays clean.
Note: We don’t offer one-time or as-needed cleanings.
Our service is designed for weekly clients only — so we can stay reliable and never overbook.
What You Can Expect
20-minute cleanups — always completed by 6PM
Flat-rate pricing with no hidden fees
Professionally trained scoopers (and yes — background checked)
20-minute cleanups — always completed by 6PM
Flat-rate pricing with no hidden fees
Professionally trained scoopers (and yes — background checked)
Full gate re-securing and photo confirmation
Optional SMS alerts for extra peace of mind
Proper disposal following
Full gate re-securing and photo confirmation
Optional SMS alerts for extra peace of mind
Proper disposal following local regulations
Nobody Wants to Talk About Dog Poop
But it’s there.
Every week. In every yard.
And for most people — it just piles up.
Not because they’re lazy, but because they’re busy.
I didn’t start this company because I love dog poop (trust me, I don’t).
I started it because I saw a dirty little problem that no one wanted to deal with — and realized there was an opportunity hiding in plain sight.
Most people are just one minor upgrade away from feeling like life is more under control.
A cleaner yard.
A little less stress.
One less chore.
That’s what we do.
That’s all we do.
And we do it better than anyone else.
No contracts.
No weirdness.
Just a clean yard, every week — like clockwork.
Premium Service. No Stink.
We’re not a “poop company.”
We’re The Number Two Company — built for homeowners who care about clean yards, simple systems, and high standards.
We don’t cut corners.
We don’t miss weeks.
We don’t make you chase us.
We just get it done.
Every yard. Every week.
Simple, Transparent Pricing
$40.00/week
Weekly cleanups that just happen — no reminders, no hassle.
Weekly yard cleaning
Text notifications
Satisfaction guarantee
Professional service providers
Weather-proof service
Eco-friendly disposal
IMPORTANT: We don’t offer random cleans or “as-needed” bookings.
Our service is designed for families who are done with dog poop for good.